The Thinking Other Woman

Ohhhh-Kayyyyy ...

You'll notice I am posting this right after posting the last entry I made. The reason I'm doing this is: Just for fun after writing that, I went to my favorite online website and did a random series of tarot readings. 

If you know anything about tarot, these are going to be funny as HELL. (And a bit worrisome, to boot.) For those who don't know anything about tarot, I'm going to post the readings here and then the following posts will illustrate why I read tarot and astrology and how these readings really can help your ass out when you find yourself in a shit-uation-ship such as this one.

Reading One: Me.

A Two Paths spread.

Outcome One: Five of Swords

Outcome Two: Nine of Wands reversed.

Leading to Outcome One: The Devil.

Leading to Outcome Two: Ten of Wands reversed.

The critical factor that decides what will come to pass: Two of Wands reversed.

Reading Two: Chi.

A Cross and Triangle.

Prine energy in his life: Knight of Pentacles reversed.

Process of thought: Nine of Swords reversed.

Motivation: The Hermit reversed.

Emotions: Eight of Wands.

Position in life: Four of cups.

One of two opposing forces: Five of Cups reversed.

Second of two opposing forces: Three of Cups. (Hmm … I thought these were supposed to be OPPOSING forces!)

Resolving the conflict between the forces: Six of Cups.

Final outcome unless you change course: The Lovers, reversed.

Reading Three: Rory

A Shadow Truth spread.

Attitude you assume: Ace of Wands.

Thoughts and feelings underlying your attitudes: The Emperor.

How your attitude will evolve in the future: Seven of Cups.

How others perceive your attitude: Five of Cups reversed.

What you cannot confront: The Fool, reversed.

Reading Four: Me and Chi.

Two Paths spread, once again.

Outcome One: Temperance.

Outcome Two: Judgment, reversed.

Leading to Outcome One: Justice.

Leading to Outcome Two: Page of Pentacles.

The critical factor that decides what will come to pass: Three of Wands, reversed.

Reading Five: Chi and Rory.

The Twisting Path spread.

Decision One: Wheel of Fortune, reversed.

Leading you astray from the outcome shown: Seven of Wands, reversed.

Decision Two: King of Cups, reversed.

Leading you astray from the outcome shown: King of Pentacles.

The Outcome (“one possible mask of your true destination"): Five of Cups.